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Beef Drives and Pork Chop SD Cards

Market
Fall 2026 ยท LARPA, Bushwick
Vendor
The Department of Research
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Get your meat here! We at The Department of Research specialize in producing rare types of me(d)at(a). We have been working on lab grown cuts of state seized pork, beef grown in Starbase, TX, wagyu from the White House gift shop, thin cut strips of rejection letters, AND MORE!